fantasy boy-toys

because i have a lot of time where i just sit on my computer i decided to compile a list of my top 10 Favorite Male Fictional Characters. this was inspired by me watching Freaks and Geeks (big surprise). they are not in any particular order because i can't seem to pick which one is the best. i also had a lot of trouble narrowing it down to just 10, but here they are.

Bill Haverchuck: i begin with Mr. Haverchuck simply because he inspired the entire list. Bill is from the tv series Freaks and Geeks and is one of the friends of main character Sam Weir. Always the voice of fairness and reason, Bill is pretty much your average geek with huge, thick glasses, a cheesy smile, and an enthusiasm for science fiction. it is hard to describe to one who does not watch the show what exactly makes Bill so amazing. i suppose it is just that is odd habits and strong convictions create some of the funniest scenarios on the show. although he is not necessarily the main character, Bill is its star in my eyes.

Jim Halpert: although i totally support PB and J forever i would definitely like to have a piece of this guy for myself. why is Jim so cute? it probably has something to do with his simple white shirt-and-black-tie uniform, perfect smile, sarcastic cracks at michael, and shenanigans to terrorize dwight. just thinking about this makes me want to go watch the office and swoon!

Jason Bourne: one of my favorite men of action. naturally when considering the list i thought of James Bond, but Jason Bourne has a dangerous appeal that mr. bond just does not have. not to mention Mr. Bond gets plenty of ladies so he doesn't need me fantasizing about him. there is just something sexy about a man on the run from the government who sleeps with a gun under his pillow. he always has a large supply of cash from a variety of countries and he can speak numerous foreign languages. the tight black t shirts don't hurt either.

Chuck Bass: our favorite bad boy, or at least mine. Chuck B is the master seducer of women of all ages, including our own baby B (Blair Waldorf). no one can resist the sly, foxy smile, large quantity of limitless plastic in his wallet and whispery voice, all which comes wrapped up in a perfectly tailored suit with a monogram scarf to top it off. ladies, don't be ashamed to admit you want to be the girl who wakes up in that penthouse suite at the palace hotel.

Edward Cullen: somewhat of a guilty pleasure, but cmon. how can you resist his chiseled body, epic circumstances, and vampire appeal? we all go batty for this hotty vamp. he has piercing eyes, a coy, mysterious smile, hair you can run your fingers through, and an almost scary commitment to the women he loves. his poster decorates the walls of many teens across the globe for a good reason. vampires are hot! (well really they are cold, but you understand)

Mr. Darcy: one word: ENIGMA. when they told us in Lit class that appearances can be deceiving, i think they were referring to the mysterious, confusing Mr. Darcy. he might act like he hates your guts but in reality he holds a passionate, burning love that is only for you. dark and brooding is fine with me and mr. darcy is all of the above.

Ron Weasley: squeamish about spiders, a complainer and a pessimist, but we still love our little won won because when it comes down to it, he is a truly brave Gryffindor. i don't know about you but i am a true sucker for that fiery red and hair and those cute little freckles. this silly but magical man surely makes my lion roar.

Indiana Jones: it's not everyday you find a guy who can wield both a sword and a whip and still manage to commandeer his jeep down a raging river. if you've got a craving for adventure, hottie Indiana Jones can surely satisfy it. ooh, and he's a professor. can you say hot for teacher?

Nick (of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist): he's the underdog but you want him to come on top, if you know what i mean. ha. sad little nicky is depressed about trish dumping him, but none of us would mind cheering him up. i love those semi-emo, indie boys. they are so delicate and you just want to make out passionately with them in the backseat of their yugos.

Trip Fontaine: if you don't know who this one is, Trip Fontaine is the school ditching, football playing, girl getting, hottie from The Virgin Suicides. his raspy, whispering voice will make your knees buckle, especially if he sits next to you in the auditorium and whispers in your ear "you're a stone fox". Trip, you can take me to the dance anytime.